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But Poorly Drawn

Ugly Pet Portraits

Ugly Pet Portraits

We capture your pet’s essence… then absolutely ruin it. On purpose.

$25.00 USD
$25.00 USD
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How many pets are in your portrait?

* At this time, we are unable to accommodate any special requests.

Want it printed & framed? Fine art paper. Shipped to your door. View full details

Photo Guidelines

DOs — Best Photos

Clear and bright dog photo
Clear & Bright
Cat with full face visible
Full Face Visible
High quality dog photo
High Quality
Solo shot of a single dog
Solo Shot

DON’Ts — Bad Photos

Cat photo with face cut off at the edges
Face Cut Off
Dog photo that is too dark to see
Too Dark
Group photo of two dogs together
No Group Photos
Cat curled up facing away from camera
Not Frontal

Want a Physical Print Instead?

Printed on fine art paper, framed or unframed. The ugliest thing you'll ever love.

Print & Ship My Ugly Portrait

Why You’ll Love It

  • Individually Crafted (No Copy-Paste Pets)

  • Delivered Tomorrow — No Waiting

  • Perfect Gift / Pet Shrine Starter Pack

  • High-Res. Printable. Memeable. Forever Yours

But Poorly Drawn

For just $5, you’ll get a custom digital portrait that perfectly captures your pet’s unhinged energy. It's ugly (intentionally), weird (always), and weirdly adorable (somehow). Delivered straight to your inbox by the next day.

Frame it. Meme it. Treasure it forever.

Evidence of Our Crimes