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But Poorly Drawn

Ugly Pet Portraits

Ugly Pet Portraits

We capture your pet’s essence… then absolutely ruin it. On purpose.

$5.00 USD
$5.00 USD
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Digital JPG + PNG by email next day, by 11:59 p.m. CST. Peak delays possible.

How many pets are in your portrait?

* At this time, we are unable to accommodate any special requests.

Want it on your wall?

Same pet. Same questionable art. Three ways to keep it.

Digital

JPG + PNG by email

From $5.00 USD

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Unframed

Art print, no frame

From $22.00 USD

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Framed

Print + oak frame

From $50.00 USD

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Illustrative format examples. Choose size and pets, enter your email and upload your photo on the print page. Digital files sold separately from prints.

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Photo Guidelines

DOs — Best Photos

Clear and bright dog photo
Clear & Bright
Cat with full face visible
Full Face Visible
High quality dog photo
High Quality
Solo shot of a single dog
Solo Shot

DON’Ts — Bad Photos

Cat photo with face cut off at the edges
Face Cut Off
Dog photo that is too dark to see
Too Dark
Group photo of two dogs together
No Group Photos
Cat curled up facing away from camera
Not Upright

Why You’ll Love It

  • Individually Crafted (No Copy-Paste Pets)

  • Big personality. Questionable likeness.

  • Perfect Gift / Pet Shrine Starter Pack

  • High-Res. Printable. Memeable. Forever Yours

But Poorly Drawn

Your pet’s unhinged energy, now a work of art. It's ugly (intentionally), weird (always), and weirdly adorable (somehow).

Meme it. Show it off. Treasure it forever.

Includes a high-resolution JPG and transparent PNG, ready to print up to 8 x 10 inches. No physical print or frame is included.

Evidence of Our Crimes