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But Poorly Drawn

Ugly Pet Portraits

Ugly Pet Portraits

We capture your pet’s essence… then absolutely ruin it. On purpose.

$5.00 USD
$5.00 USD
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How many pets are in your portrait?

Attention Pet Owners! - Photo Requirements

We need a frontal or side clear face shot of your pet either standing or sitting upright.

* make sure each photo only shows one animal. We don't accept photos containing multiple animals.

* At this time, we are unable to accommodate any special requests.

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Why You’ll Love It

  • Individually Crafted (No Copy-Paste Pets)

  • Delivered Tomorrow — No Waiting

  • Perfect Gift / Pet Shrine Starter Pack

  • High-Res. Printable. Memeable. Forever Yours

But Poorly Drawn

For just $5, you’ll get a custom digital portrait that perfectly captures your pet’s unhinged energy. It's ugly (intentionally), weird (always), and weirdly adorable (somehow). Delivered straight to your inbox by the next day.

Frame it. Meme it. Treasure it forever.

Evidence of Our Crimes