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But Poorly Drawn

Ugly Pet Portraits

Ugly Pet Portraits

We capture your pet’s essence… then absolutely ruin it. On purpose.

$5.00 USD
$5.00 USD
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Number of pets on ONE PRINT (i.e. if this is a group portrait, do not select "one")

* These are intentionally stylized, imperfect, humorous portraits. We don’t recreate every detail or accessory

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Why You’ll Love It

  • Individually Crafted (No Copy-Paste Pets)

  • Delivered Tomorrow — No Waiting

  • Perfect Gift / Pet Shrine Starter Pack

  • High-Res. Printable. Memeable. Forever Yours

But Poorly Drawn

For just $5, you’ll get a custom digital portrait that perfectly captures your pet’s unhinged energy. It's ugly (intentionally), weird (always), and weirdly adorable (somehow). Delivered straight to your inbox by the next day.

Frame it. Meme it. Treasure it forever.

Evidence of Our Crimes