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But Poorly Drawn

Ugly Pet Portraits

Ugly Pet Portraits

We draw your pet... poorly. On purpose.

$5.00 USD
$5.00 USD
Sale Sold out
Number of pets on ONE PRINT (i.e. if this is a group portrait, do not select "one")

* All accessories such as leash, collar, and harness, will be REMOVED by default from your portrait.

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Why You’ll Love It

  • Drawn by a Real Human (We Checked)

  • Delivered Tomorrow — No Waiting

  • Perfect Gift / Pet Shrine Starter Pack

  • High-Res. Printable. Memeable. Forever Yours

But Poorly Drawn

For just $5, you’ll get a hand-drawn digital portrait that’s equal parts chaotic and charming. It's ugly (intentionally), weird (always), and weirdly adorable (somehow). Delivered straight to your inbox by the next day.

Frame it. Meme it. Treasure it forever.

Evidence of Our Crimes