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But Poorly Drawn

Ugly Pet Portrait Print

Ugly Pet Portrait Print

A custom portrait of your pet, made poorly on purpose. Printed on fine art paper, framed or unframed. The ugliest thing you'll ever love.

$28.00 USD
$28.00 USD
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How many pets are in your portrait?
Frame Type

* make sure each photo only shows one animal. We don't accept photos containing multiple animals.

* At this time, we are unable to accommodate any special requests.

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Photo Guidelines

DOs — Best Photos

Clear and bright dog photo
Clear & Bright
Cat with full face visible
Full Face Visible
High quality dog photo
High Quality
Solo shot of a single dog
Solo Shot

DON’Ts — Bad Photos

Cat photo with face cut off at the edges
Face Cut Off
Dog photo that is too dark to see
Too Dark
Group photo of two dogs together
No Group Photos
Cat curled up facing away from camera
Not Frontal

Why You’ll Love It

  • Individually Crafted (No Copy-Paste Pets)

  • Delivered Tomorrow — No Waiting

  • Perfect Gift / Pet Shrine Starter Pack

  • High-Res. Printable. Memeable. Forever Yours

But Poorly Drawn

For just $5, you’ll get a custom digital portrait that perfectly captures your pet’s unhinged energy. It's ugly (intentionally), weird (always), and weirdly adorable (somehow). Delivered straight to your inbox by the next day.

Frame it. Meme it. Treasure it forever.

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